Chord Wilbur Soot – Your New Boyfriend
[Verse 1]GLife isn't quite what I thought I'd beBWhen I was a kid on VoIPEmI thought when I get olderC CmI'd marry her, I told herGNow I'm twenty-six and I work in an officeBNine till five's not the best, I'll be honestEm If I could change Ca single thingCm AmI'd make it me and not himG[Chorus]C Cm But he's in your bed, I'm in Gyour Twitch chatC Cm I've got the key and he's Gjust a doormatC CmAnd even though he's got social skillsGThat doesn't mean I can't pay the billsC CmAnyway, make the most of him G Am'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh C CmYour new boyfriend's an arsehole(Woo)G[Verse 2]GAnd, yeah, I've met Jared (Of course, I've met Jared)BThe one who took you away from meEmYou hit it off instantlyC I know, 'cause you won't Cmstop telling meGI've seen his jawline, shoulders, and musclesBPush against his fashion senseEmI've thought about what he looks like nudeC CmI’m not gay, though[Bridge]G B'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)EmOh, she's living the dreamC GFrom back when we were seventeenG BShe's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)EmOh, she's living the dreamC CmFrom back when we were seventeen[Verse 3]GHow on earth could I be saved?EmWhen I'm one click away from insaneCI just think that I deserveCmA little bit of what I earnedGI'm not gonna make another sceneBThe one I made when I was twenty-threeEm Means I'm not allowed C Cm Amin Disney World[Chorus]C Cm But he's in your bed, I'm Gin your Twitch chatC Cm I've got the key and he's Gjust a doormatC CmAnd even though he's got social skillsGThat doesn't mean I can't pay the billsC CmAnyway, make the most of him G Am'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh C CmYour new boyfriend's an arsehole(Woo)[Outro]G BI think about you every day (Every day)Em C So how on earth can I be saved? Cm(Can I be saved?)G BI think about him a lot as well (I think about him)Em C Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell Cm(He's really fine as hell)G'Cause you're beauty BAnd you're grace (And you're grace)Em Your telephone calls C Cmare my favorite placeG BAnd I want you to notice meEm C CmWith no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)G BI want you to careEm C CmI want to smell your hair